armorbearer (2006 blog): the battle btw me and the FLY
Thursday, February 02, 2006



there was a fervent battle with me and a very big juicy fly in the bathroom.

i was .. not clothed (duh! hello? shower!) and that nasty bated-breath-of-a-winged-creature just HAD to buzzbuzz its way into the bathroom and annoy the crap outta me.

so, i leaped out of the room and armed myself with 2 electronical fly swatters (which btw, look nearly like badminton racquets) and trounced back in to deal with that darth vader lookalike.

it started playing hide and seek and it'd always try to annoy me from behind.

but i won in the end. as it rested nicely on the dove hand cream spout, i stealthily took my brother's hair spray, and gave it a good splash..

and after many times of spraying directly onto its wings and back, it finally landed on the ground, stuck (the spray probably stuck its wings together)..

and i left it there.

shower's over.

and it's still there.

hur, now where are the ants, they might wanna have their reunion dinner now.
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